User blog comment:DylanTheVillain101/All about the Elytra..if it ever comes out../@comment-32645264-20171012110252/@comment-32684750-20171012184550

YAY!

It's the flying brick!

Kid: "I've never thought a brick could be THIS much fun! :-D"

TV Dude: "For only $10.99, you could get your very own flying brick!

And for a limited time, you could get DOUBLE for an extra $5!"

Kid: *Drops brick onto foot*

TV Dude "Okay, that's all the time we have right now, see ya!"